Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
