i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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