I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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