Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
