My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
the raccoons are back...
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