If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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