i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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