11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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