Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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