You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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