You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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