just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
well you can't waste a boner
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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