Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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