that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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