I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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