No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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