My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
