What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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