I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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