summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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