Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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