brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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