Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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