So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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