Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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