I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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