So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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