Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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