He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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