i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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