so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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