we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My penis needs a shock collar
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
tell me about the eggs
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