Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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