In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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