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I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.

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(972): View more from Texas

And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.

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(210): View more from Texas

every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen

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(802): View more from Vermont

It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.

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(315): View more from New York

Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years

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(419): View more from Ohio

Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.

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(618): View more from Illinois

As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument

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