If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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