My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
why is half of my head shaved?
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