But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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