Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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