I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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