its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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