I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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