You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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