I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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