Is it normal to miss your booty call?
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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