Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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