Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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