the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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