Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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