no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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