We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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