Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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