East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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