is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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