she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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