Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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